Originally intended to go into their Trophy case upon their successful purchase of the Presidency, a 1/16th scale perfect replica of the White House was delivered to Mitt Romney yesterday.

The model, which was painstakingly built by hand by chinese labor in Beijing, and included perfect replicas of actual antiques that the White House is furnished in, cost Ann and all of Mitt's former friends an estimated 900 Million dollars. A radio controlled Marine 1 sits on the perfectly manicured faux lawn, and a radio controlled limousine, the bullet proof "beast" sits ready to transport the most powerful Mormon on the planet to his next important destination.

Outfitted with miniature camera's throughout the model, one can use an iphone to take a virtual tour through the entire compound, and a play telephone instantly spits out "Yes Mr. President" whenever Mitt picks it up.

Unfortunately, when Mitt tried to open the fully functional front door, it was locked.

So Solly, Mitt.